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November 21, 2004
Yo' Mom is So Wack that...
This weekend I got sucked into an episode of MTV's reality show Date My Mom. Here's how the show works: One hormonal teenage boy goes on individual dates with three random mothers. During these dates, each mom must convince him that her wanton spawn is the most worthy candidate. At the end of the half hour, the boy then chooses one of the daughters
In the episode I watched, there was a particularly striking mother. While on her date, she - let's call her Mrs. Giggles - confesses to the boy: "I'm not sure what's bigger: My daughter's IQ or her bra size. Ha, ha, ha, ha." She then tells the kid that she paid for her daughter's breast enhancement, and afterwards, decided to get one herself. She figured it would be more authentic if the breasts looked hereditary. What's that Lassie? Oh yeah, Mom has gone f@!kin' crazy!
Well in the end, the boy, in what can only be described as an act of God, does not choose the crazy mom's daughter. (Btw, I would've mentioned that one of the other teenage daughters worked at Hooters, but that's irrelevant at this point.)
So after the dashing lad goes off into the sunset with his newfound sweetheart, the devious Mrs. Giggles and crazy daughter close the show with these parting words:
Daughter: I guess he's not a boob man. Then I guess he's not a REAL man.
Mom: Yeah, I guess not. Ha, ha.
(Mom and daughter embrace with exuberant laughter.)
What you have just read is reason #2,379 why the terrorists hate us.
Posted by Michele at November 21, 2004 11:33 PM
