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February 02, 2005
State Of The Union 2004 2005
I tried to pay close attention to President Bush's State Of The Union Address, but was quickly bored by his catchphrase rhetoric.
The following is the speech as heard through my lazy ears:
Economy is strong. We've created lots of jobs. Deficit will be cut in half by 2009. Support legislation that makes America more independent and less dependent on foreign energy. Support Constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage. Must protect human life while continuing scientific research. [Pan on Dana Reeves]. Social security needs to be reformed. People over 50 don't have to worry; young people do, but they'll be able to put money in personal retirement accounts. Sept. 11, 2001. Syria and Iran are threats. NUKE-U-LURR. Democracy. Freedom. Safer America. Support troops in Iraq. Iraqi woman in audience voted for the first time. Applause. Peace sign. Not sure when we'll be able to leave Iraq. No timetable. Will work to bring Israel & Palestine together. God Bless America.
For a less half-ass recap, be sure to visit the fine folks at CNN.com, MSNBC.com or FoxNews.com.
Posted by Michele at February 2, 2005 10:50 PM
Comments
Did he say anything about Kim Jong Il's new haircut?
Posted by: dabombfrog at February 3, 2005 09:57 AM
