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June 27, 2005
Kabbalah Brat
"Rich Bubble Inhabitant" Madonna has convinced her bank to issue her 8-year old daughter Lourdes a credit card - with a $10,000 spending limit. The purpose? To teach the young diva the "value of money."
Here's a revolutionary idea Madge: Give the minimum-wage earning maids a night off. Make little Lola sweep the floors, fold laundry, and clean her room - that's called "labor" - and pay her a $10 allowance. The next day, bring her to the local dollar store to buy shitty plebeian toys and candy that keep normal 8-year olds happy for hours. Explain how these toys are made by starving, illiterate children in China, who work 15 hours a day in dangerous factories for pennies. Encourage her to give the balance of her allowance to the charity of her choice.
Now that's a lesson worth learning.
Posted by Michele at June 27, 2005 10:21 PM
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