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January 20, 2004
Hot or Not 2004: YOU Decide!
On Monday night, John "Comeback Kerry" was declared winner of the 2004 Iowa Caucus, a race often viewed as an indicator of who will win the Democratic Presidential nod. While Kerry does have many strong assets on his side - Vietnam Vet status, years of Senate experience, a rich strong-willed wife - he doesn't rate as high on a very important candidate quality: "The Hotness Factor." Yes, The Hotness Factor. Pundits don't discuss it. Neither do fair & balanced journalists. However, you can't deny it's power! With that in mind, I share with you my "Hotness" rankings of the remaining Democratic candidates" (in descending order):
#1 John Edwards
Who can deny John's Kennedy-like good looks, humble origins and southern values? If he doesn't win the nod, he can rest assured that his smile will *win big* in our hearts.
#2 General Wesley Clark
Ladies love a man in uniform, especially one who believes in such naughty things as gay marriage and partial-birth abortion. Hubba, hubba.
#3 Howard Dean
Howard is edgy & exciting; a complete firecracker. He's got an intense passion that could, at any moment, convert to all-out physical abuse. Now that's hot!
#4 John Kerry
Woof! John is no standard beauty, but if you love the rugged "down 'n dirty" bulldog, Abe Lincoln-Redwood look, this is the candidate for you.
#5 Reverend Al Sharpton
Every good political race needs a comedian, and Al fills that void with mucho gusto. Funny is sexy! Amen.
#6 Dennis Kucinich
On the outside, Dennis appears petite and meek. On the inside, he's forceful & unapologetic. Grrr.
Joe Lieberman
Not hot.
Don't agree? Email me!
Posted by Michele at January 20, 2004 09:07 PM
