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May 20, 2004
Holy Mother F@#%er!
In order to best understand the severe horror of this entry's subject matter, we need to first take a quick glimpse at rapper/actor Ice-T's career:
Late '80s: Ice-T enters the rap scene as a hardcore O.G. Gangsta, who openly raps about his drug dealin' past and screwin' women with inanimate objects. Ya know, normal stuff.
Early '90s: Ice-T appears in the critically-acclaimed-only-by-me urban crime movie, New Jack City. Later, Ice and his band Body Count get villianized by conservatives for their controversial song "Cop Killer."
Late '90s: Ice-T joins the cast of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit as Det. Odafin "Fin" Tutuola. Law & Order being the same franchise that revived Jerry Orbach's career.
...And NOW (drumroll please)...Ice-T has just announced that he will be producing David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop album. Yes, you read correctly: Ice-T, Hasselhoff, hip hop album. The only thing these two have in common is the propensity to surround themselves with juggy blondes. Wake up Ice, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!
Posted by Michele at May 20, 2004 05:02 PM
Comments
I think I just saw a pig flying.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 20, 2004 05:52 PM
What will Cat think?
Posted by: Anonymous at May 20, 2004 05:54 PM
too fucking funny
Posted by: cootie girl at May 21, 2004 02:07 AM
