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June 29, 2005
"Ain't Nuthin' But A Heartache..."
Life is tough for Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. Here's just a sample list of forces working against him:
1. Afflicted with a crazy, crazy stage mom.
2. Failed solo career worsened by skyrocketing success of *NSYNC rival Justin Timberlake.
3. Fluctuating post-puberty weight issues.
4. Dumped by heiress whore Paris Hilton after falling madly in love. Now she's engaged to a much wealthier Greek man, and all he has left is a "Paris" tattoo and broken heart.
5. Younger brother Aaron dated hot actresses Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, who years later, still feud over him. Worse, Nick can't touch either gal b/c they're tainted by kin.
So it's no surprise that everyone's favorite Backstreet Boy has entered alcohol rehab. (In case anyone's keeping track, 2/5ths of the band have now sought professional substance abuse help.)
Cheers to increasing album sales and a speedy recovery!
Posted by Michele at June 29, 2005 11:00 PM
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